foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

I SAID RAWR.OH GOD SOMEONE PUT THE YOUNGER ME DOWN.

Reading old text messages from a younger lovestruck me makes me want to gag.

true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

takuto-tsunashi:

*mom voice* honey, i found your yaoi doujinshis. *holds them up* i took the liberty of replacing them with some real material *opens a drawer to reveal 800 yuri doujinshis*

dersedreamer:

striders omg

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

toastyhat:

aaaaaand BOLIN DANCING he’s such a precious baby <3

toastyhat:

aaaaaand BOLIN DANCING he’s such a precious baby <3

behindthesefangirleyes:

obsessiforge:

nanenna:

madokasmagical:

Okay but consider this: mermaids in space

Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!

Luring astronauts into black holes with a song that carries across the void where no one can hear you scream

This post turned real fast

chicksdigthekarkat:

VERY RARE SIGHTING: lesbian vampires at the beach, obvious expressions of enjoyment

Humanstuck!Kanaya: dajra

Photography: princessofmind

Rose Lalonde: it me